Mr. Ping and Miss Listen

“You’re such a pinger!” said Miss Listen scoldingly. “Always interrupting and talking too much.”

Mr. Ping and Miss Listen

“You’re such a pinger!” said Miss Listen scoldingly. “Always interrupting and talking too much.”

“That I am,” admitted Mr. Ping. “As you are silent. I always tell you you should speak up for yourself.”

“And I do try, but you” —

“I do tell you that.”

She paused, and looked, and sighed.